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John Carter

2012

Andrew Stanton
Director
Walt Disney Pictures
Studio

Dear Disney,

If you are going to base a film on a classic novel, please at least borrow some of the plot and not just a few character names and the concept of "guy on Mars." And please don't throw a bunch of CGI on screen and hope it makes a cool film--we already have Michael Bay for that. Thank you.

And Andrew Stanton, did you really direct Finding Nemo and Wall-E before directing this? Because, just between you and I, you're supposed to direct your lousy movies first and then get better, not do the reverse.

Three final words: READ THE BOOK!!!!!

-Dave W.



9th March 2012
Cinema






5th June 2012
Blu-Ray



132 mins
1.85:1
Amazon




Bryan Cranston
Powell
Mark Strong
Matai Shang
Ciarán Hinds
Tardos Mors
Taylor Kitsch
John Carter
Dominic West
Sab Than
Willem Dafoe
Tars Tarkas
Daryl Sabara
Edgar Rice Burroughs
James Purefoy
Kantos Kahn
Thomas Haden Church
Tal Hajus
Lynn Collins
Dejah Thoris
Polly Walker
Sarkoja
Samantha Morton
Sola
Jonathan Hyde
Raad Rawi
Snide Councillor
Don Stark
Dix
Rupert Frazer
Thompson
Julian Stone
Zodangan Commander
Oliver Boot
Sab Than's Personal Bodyguard
Steven Cree
Humble Guard-Matai
Cate Fowler
Matron of the Chamber
Mark Dymond
Heliumite Captain