Scary Movie V

2013


Yes, they are still making these films, and yes, they are still shit. I'm sure you could tell from the presence of noted thespians Sheen and Lohan in the cast (as well as various other has beens in need of a paycheck).

-Dave W.



12th April 2013
Cinema








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Ashley Tisdale
Jody
Simon Rex
Dan
Erica Ash
Kendra Brooks
Katt Williams
Blaine Fulda
Gracie Whitton
Kathy
Lidia Porto
Maria
Charlie Sheen
Himself
Katrina Bowden
Natalie
Darrell Hammond
Dr. Hall
Tyler Posey
David
Ava Kolker
Lily
Lindsay Lohan
Herself
Snoop Dogg
Himself
Molly Shannon
Heather Daltry
Terry Crews
Martin Jacobs
Jerry O'Connell
Christian Grey
Sarah Hyland
Mia
Jasmine Guy
Kendra's Mother
Heather Locklear
Barbara
Suelyn Medeiros
Woman on Yacht
Shad Moss
Eric
Audrina Patridge
Christian Grey's Slave
Angie Stone
Kendra's Cousin (as Angela Stone)
Mike Tyson
Himself
Kate Walsh
Mal
Kendra Wilkinson
Christian Grey's Slave
Bow Wow
Christopher 'Critter' Antonucci
Caesar
Vernon Beckstrom
Ballet Patron
Aaron Beelner
Little Man
Faith Blankenship
Carpet Girl
Ashley LeConte Campbell
Antoinette Beauchamp
Jwaundace Candece
Housewife #1
John Atwood
Newscaster #1 (as John Boehnke-Atwood)
Ben Cornish
Dom Kolb
Catherine Cospelich
Ape Chick #1
Kendrick Cross
Rescue Worker
Elizabeth Davidovich
Ballerina
Mariama Diallo
Porn star
Chris Elliott
Rosetta Gadson
Audience Member
Jeff Matthew Glover
Lab Tech
Jon Gould
Ballet patron
Clifton Guterman
Waiter
Usher Raymond
Ira the Janitor (as Usher)
Michael Howell
Theater Worker
Amanda Jelks
Woman
Andrew R. Kaplan
Black Tie Ballet Patron
Angela Kerecz
Featured Porn Star
King
Upscale Club Guy
Clayton Landey
Cop
Macsen Lintz
French Kid
Gabe Lustman
Theatre Patron
J.P. Manoux
Pierre
Juan Martel
Party Juan
Katy McKenna
Orchestra Performer
Juan Carlos Mejia
Ballet Patron
Ken Melde
Cafe Patron
Mac Miller
D'Andrea
Ozzy Ojito
Raul - the Gardener
Roland Powell
Kendra's Brother (as Lil Duvall)
Angela Raiola
Herself
Dena Rivera
Viv at Ballet
Joel Rogers
Confused Ballet Patron
Marisa Saks
Amy
Anna Skidanova
Nadya
Shannon Stough
Porn Star
Lewis Thompson
Madea
Josh Turner
Ballet Patron
Michael J. Walker
Executive
Emily Chandler Westergreen
Mara
Sheree Whitfield
Herself
Jordan Allena Williams
Ballet Dancer
Rory Healy
Bedroom Clown / Ballet Audience Member
John J. Palomino
Night Club Patron
Kristy Pope
Ballet Patron
Kathy Walton Pulley
Ballet Attendee
Amanda Topper
Ballet Dancer
Memi West
Audience / Patron
David Zucker
Packer Fan