| Good Times
Willona, the Fuzz
Miss Johnson | 10/19/1977 |
| McClain's Law
Pilot
Vangie Cruise | 11/20/1981 |
| St. Elsewhere
Hearts
Gina Barnett | 01/11/1983 |
| American Playhouse
Miss Lonelyhearts
Faye Doyle | 01/25/1983 |
 | Murder, She Wrote
Something Borrowed, Someone Blue
Harriet | 01/08/1989 |
 | Buffy, the Vampire Slayer
Go Fish
Nurse Greenleigh | 04/05/1998 |
| Two and a Half Men
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Berta | 10/13/2003 |
| Two and a Half Men
Merry Thanksgiving
Berta | 11/24/2003 |
| Two and a Half Men
Camel Filters and Pheremones
Berta | 01/05/2004 |
| Two and a Half Men
I Can't Afford Hyenas
Berta | 02/02/2004 |
| Two and a Half Men
An Old Flame with a New Wick
Berta | 03/01/2004 |
| Two and a Half Men
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
Berta | 04/19/2004 |
| Two and a Half Men
Just Like Buffalo
Berta | 05/17/2004 |
| Two and a Half Men
Can You Feel My Finger
Berta | 05/24/2004 |
| Two and a Half Men
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Berta | 09/27/2004 |
| Two and a Half Men
A Bag Full of Jawea
Berta | 10/04/2004 |
| Two and a Half Men
Bad News from the Clinic
Berta | 10/18/2004 |
| Two and a Half Men
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Berta | 11/08/2004 |
| Two and a Half Men
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Berta | 11/15/2004 |
| Two and a Half Men
Yes, Monsignor
Berta | 11/22/2004 |
| Two and a Half Men
The Salmon Under My Sweater
Berta | 11/29/2004 |
| Two and a Half Men
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Berta | 12/13/2004 |
| Two and a Half Men
Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
Berta | 01/31/2005 |
| Two and a Half Men
Smell the Umbrella Stand
Berta | 02/07/2005 |
| Two and a Half Men
Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
Berta | 02/14/2005 |
| Two and a Half Men
Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!
Berta | 02/21/2005 |
| Two and a Half Men
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
Berta | 04/18/2005 |
| Two and a Half Men
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
Berta | 05/09/2005 |
| Two and a Half Men
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Berta | 09/26/2005 |
| Two and a Half Men
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Berta | 10/03/2005 |
| Two and a Half Men
Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
Berta | 10/10/2005 |
| Two and a Half Men
We Called It Mr. Pinky
Berta | 10/17/2005 |
| Two and a Half Men
Hi, Mr. Horned One
Berta | 10/24/2005 |
| Two and a Half Men
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Berta | 11/07/2005 |
| Two and a Half Men
That Voodoo That I Do Do
Berta | 11/14/2005 |
| Two and a Half Men
Madame and Her Special Friend
Berta | 11/21/2005 |
| Two and a Half Men
Something Salted and Twisted
Berta | 11/28/2005 |
| Two and a Half Men
Santa's Village of the Damned
Berta | 12/19/2005 |
| Two and a Half Men
Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
Berta | 01/23/2006 |
| Two and a Half Men
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Berta | 02/06/2006 |
| Two and a Half Men
My Tongue Is Meat
Berta | 02/27/2006 |
| Two and a Half Men
Ergo, the Booty Call
Berta | 03/06/2006 |
| Two and a Half Men
The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Berta | 03/20/2006 |
| Two and a Half Men
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Berta | 04/10/2006 |
| Two and a Half Men
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Berta | 04/24/2006 |
| Two and a Half Men
And the Plot Moistens
Berta | 05/01/2006 |
| Two and a Half Men
Arguments for the Quickie
Berta | 05/15/2006 |
| Two and a Half Men
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Berta | 05/22/2006 |
| Two and a Half Men
Working for Caligula
Berta | 09/18/2006 |
| Two and a Half Men
Who's Vod Kanockers
Berta | 09/25/2006 |
| Two and a Half Men
The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
Berta | 10/02/2006 |
| Two and a Half Men
A Pot Smoking Monkey
Berta | 10/09/2006 |
| Two and a Half Men
Apologies for the Frivolity
Berta | 10/23/2006 |
| Two and a Half Men
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Berta | 10/30/2006 |
| Two and a Half Men
Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Berta | 11/27/2006 |
| Two and a Half Men
Walnuts and Demerol
Berta | 12/11/2006 |
| Two and a Half Men
Castrating Sheep in Montana
Berta | 01/08/2007 |
| Two and a Half Men
Don't Worry, Speed Racer
Berta | 01/22/2007 |
| Two and a Half Men
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Berta | 02/05/2007 |
| Two and a Half Men
My Damn Stalker
Berta | 02/12/2007 |
| Two and a Half Men
Young People Have Phlegm Too
Berta | 02/19/2007 |
| Two and a Half Men
I Merely Slept with a Commie
Berta | 02/26/2007 |
| Two and a Half Men
Smooth as a Ken Doll
Berta | 04/09/2007 |
| Two and a Half Men
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Berta | 04/16/2007 |
| Two and a Half Men
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Berta | 04/23/2007 |
| Two and a Half Men
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Berta | 04/30/2007 |
| Two and a Half Men
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
Berta | 05/07/2007 |
| Two and a Half Men
Prostitutes and Gelato
Berta | 05/14/2007 |
| Two and a Half Men
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Berta | 09/24/2007 |
| Two and a Half Men
Media Room Slash Dungeon
Berta | 10/01/2007 |
| Two and a Half Men
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Berta | 10/08/2007 |
| Two and a Half Men
City of Great Racks
Berta | 10/15/2007 |
| Two and a Half Men
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Berta | 10/22/2007 |
| Two and a Half Men
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Berta | 10/29/2007 |
| Two and a Half Men
The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Berta | 11/05/2007 |
| Two and a Half Men
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Berta | 11/12/2007 |
| Two and a Half Men
Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
Berta | 11/19/2007 |
| Two and a Half Men
Kinda Like Necrophilia
Berta | 11/26/2007 |
| Two and a Half Men
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Berta | 03/24/2008 |
| Two and a Half Men
The Soil is Moist
Berta | 03/31/2008 |
| Two and a Half Men
Winky-Dink Time
Berta | 04/14/2008 |
| Two and a Half Men
Rough Night in Hump Junction
Berta | 04/21/2008 |
| Two and a Half Men
Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Berta | 04/28/2008 |
| Two and a Half Men
Fish in a Drawer
Berta | 05/05/2008 |
| Two and a Half Men
Waiting for the Right Snapper
Berta | 05/19/2008 |
| Two and a Half Men
Taterhead Is Our Love Child
Berta | 09/22/2008 |
| Two and a Half Men
Pie Hole, Herb
Berta | 09/29/2008 |
| Two and a Half Men
Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Berta | 10/06/2008 |
| Two and a Half Men
The Flavin' and the Mavin'
Berta | 10/13/2008 |
| Two and a Half Men
A Jock Strap in Hell
Berta | 10/20/2008 |
| Two and a Half Men
It's Always Nazi Week
Berta | 11/03/2008 |
| Two and a Half Men
Best H.O. Money Can Buy
Berta | 11/10/2008 |
| Two and a Half Men
Pinocchio's Mouth
Berta | 11/17/2008 |
| Two and a Half Men
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
Berta | 12/08/2008 |
| Two and a Half Men
The Devil's Lube
Berta | 12/15/2008 |
| Two and a Half Men
Thank God for Scoliosis
Berta | 01/12/2009 |
| Two and a Half Men
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
Berta | 02/02/2009 |
| Two and a Half Men
The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
Berta | 03/09/2009 |
| Two and a Half Men
My Son's Enormous Head
Berta | 03/16/2009 |
| Two and a Half Men
The Two Finger Rule
Berta | 03/30/2009 |
| Two and a Half Men
Above Exalted Cyclops
Berta | 04/27/2009 |
| Two and a Half Men
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
Berta | 05/04/2009 |
| Two and a Half Men
Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
Berta | 05/11/2009 |
| Two and a Half Men
Baseball Was Better with Steroids
Berta | 05/18/2009 |
| Two and a Half Men
818-jklpuzo
Berta | 09/21/2009 |
| Two and a Half Men
Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Berta | 09/28/2009 |
| Two and a Half Men
For the Sake of the Child
Berta | 10/19/2009 |
| Two and a Half Men
Give Me Your Thumb
Berta | 11/02/2009 |
| Two and a Half Men
Untainted by Filth
Berta | 11/09/2009 |
| Two and a Half Men
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Berta | 11/16/2009 |
| Two and a Half Men
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Berta | 11/23/2009 |
| Two and a Half Men
That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Berta | 12/07/2009 |
| Two and a Half Men
Warning, It's Dirty
Berta | 12/14/2009 |
| Two and a Half Men
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Berta | 01/11/2010 |
| Two and a Half Men
Yay, No Polyps
Berta | 01/18/2010 |
| Two and a Half Men
Aye, Aye, Captain
Berta | 02/08/2010 |
| Two and a Half Men
Tinkle Like a Princess
Berta | 03/01/2010 |
| Two and a Half Men
I Found Your Moustache
Berta | 03/08/2010 |
| Two and a Half Men
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in his Grave
Berta | 04/12/2010 |
| Two and a Half Men
I Called Him Magoo
Berta | 05/10/2010 |
| Two and a Half Men
Gumby with a Pokey
Berta | 05/17/2010 |
| Two and a Half Men
Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Berta | 09/20/2010 |
| Two and a Half Men
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
Berta | 09/27/2010 |
| Two and a Half Men
A Pudding-Filled Cactus
Berta | 10/04/2010 |
| Two and a Half Men
Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
Berta | 10/11/2010 |
| Two and a Half Men
The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
Berta | 10/18/2010 |
| Two and a Half Men
Twanging Your Magic Clanger
Berta | 10/25/2010 |
| Two and a Half Men
The Crazy Bitch Gazette
Berta | 11/01/2010 |
| Two and a Half Men
A Good Time in Central Africa
Berta | 11/15/2010 |
| Two and a Half Men
Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
Berta | 11/22/2010 |
| Two and a Half Men
Dead from the Waist Down
Berta | 12/06/2010 |
| Two and a Half Men
Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
Berta | 12/13/2010 |
| Two and a Half Men
Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
Berta | 01/03/2011 |
| Two and a Half Men
Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
Berta | 02/07/2011 |
| Two and a Half Men
That Darn Priest
Berta | 02/14/2011 |
| Two and a Half Men
Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Berta | 09/19/2011 |
| Two and a Half Men
People Who Love Peepholes
Berta | 09/26/2011 |
| Two and a Half Men
Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Berta | 10/03/2011 |
| Two and a Half Men
Nine Magic Fingers
Berta | 10/10/2011 |
| Two and a Half Men
A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Berta | 10/17/2011 |
| Two and a Half Men
The Squat and the Hover
Berta | 10/24/2011 |
| Two and a Half Men
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Berta | 10/31/2011 |
| Two and a Half Men
Thank You for the Intercourse
Berta | 11/07/2011 |
| Two and a Half Men
Frodo's Headshots
Berta | 11/14/2011 |
| Two and a Half Men
A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Berta | 11/21/2011 |
| Two and a Half Men
One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Berta | 12/12/2011 |
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