Bitch Slap

2009


Rick Jacobson
Director

Re-invention of Tarantino re-inventing Roger Corman begets Bitch Slap concerning babes with 'tude, guns, stolen diamonds and big explosions. Looks awful and compulsive viewing all at the same time.

PS appears to be a reunion of sorts for the cast of Xena.




16th May 2009
Cannes 2009









Julia Voth
Trixie

Erin Cummings
Hel

America Olivo
Camero

Michael Hurst
Gage

Ron Melendez
Deputy Fuchs

William Gregory Lee
Hot Wire

Minae Noji
Kinki

Kevin Sorbo
Mr. Phoenix

Dennis Keiffer
MacDaddy

Lucy Lawless
Mother Superior

Scott Hanley
Black Ice

Renée O'Connor
Sister Batrill

Mark Lutz
Deiter Von Vondervon

Debbie Lee Carrington
Hot Pocket

Zoë Bell
Rawhide

Robert Mammana
Prison Guard John

Rich Kirby
Prison Guard Thomas

Jim Klock
Officer Spanky With a 'Tude

Danny Nero
Officer Big Gun McFluff

Krystal Badia
Sister Sara

Christine Nguyen
Nasty Nubile Escort

Paul Karami
Jihad Jackson O'Doole

Katelyne Friedman
Lily The Languid

Carlo Mendez
Mercenary Leader

Astrid Swan
Lady Liberty

Bianca Barnett
Harem Hussie Code Red

Aisha Cain
Harem Aussie Code Blue

Eurlyne Epper
Bathroom Bitch Rosie

Kalin Keech
Freedom Fightin' Stripper

Saranne Lund
Her Less Inhibited Yet Still Patriotic Friend

Carmen Jimenez
Brownie All Grown Up

Brian Peck
Wrong Place - Wrong Time

Lia Wagner
Lap Vixen Misty

Jennifer Miller
Lap Vixen Thumper

Karen Austin
Narrator

Sabine Varnes
Bathroom Bitch Varla

Eurlyne Epper
Bathroom Bitch Rosie

Daniel Cieplinski
Unlucky Mercenary Bastard

Justin Kornmann
Mercenary Rebel Yell

Carla Collins
Here Comes The Bride

Steve Barker
Bodyguard Tapert

Gary La Guard
Bodyguard Raimi

Rick Jacobson
Horndog

Eric Gruendemann
Father Malone

Tony Gardner
Vladimir Popmeov

Michael Belasco
Totally Awful Background Artist

Thaddeus
Himself

Brian Fitzpatrick
LAPD Sergeant