Movie 43


Desperately bad crapfest, directed by some of the worst directors in Hollywood, including Peter Farrelly. It has a huge cast, but that just shows most actors will be in anything if you give them enough moolah.

Protip: if a film has eleven directors and fifteen writers, it's a safe bet the movie is utter SHITE. Don't like it--get better taste in movies and don't give money to the a-holes that make films like these.

-Dave Wright (toned down a little from earlier version)

Dave, if I understand you correctly...You didn't like it, right?
~The sloth
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25th January 2013

Dennis Quaid
Charlie Wessler (segment "The Pitch")
Greg Kinnear
Griffin Schraeder (segment "The Pitch")
Bob Mone (segment "The Pitch")
Charlie Saxton
Jay (segment "The Pitch")
Will Sasso
Jerry (segment "The Pitch")
Odessa Rae
Danita (segment "The Pitch")
Seth MacFarlane
Seth MacFarlane (segment "The Pitch")
Mike Meldman
Mike Meldman (segment "The Pitch")
Hugh Jackman
Davis (segment "The Catch")
Kate Winslet
Beth (segment "The Catch")
Julie Claire
Pamela (segment "The Catch")
Katie Finneran
Angie (segment "The Catch")
Roy Jenkins
Ray (segment "The Catch")
Rocky Russo
Waiter Jake (segment "The Catch")
Anna Madigan
Abby (segment "The Catch")
Jeremy Allen White
Kevin (segment "Homeschooled")
Liev Schreiber
Robert (segment "Homeschooled")
Naomi Watts
Samantha (segment "Homeschooled")
Alex Cranmer
Sean (segment "Homeschooled")
Julie Ann Emery
Clare (segment "Homeschooled")
Austin Cope
High School Student (segment "Homeschooled")
Anna Faris
Vanessa (segment "The Proposition")
Chris Pratt
Jason (segment "The Proposition")
J.B. Smoove
Larry (segment "The Proposition")
Jarrad Paul
Bill (segment "The Proposition")
Maria Arcé
Christine (segment "The Proposition")
Aaron LaPlante
Friend (segment "The Proposition")
Kieran Culkin
Neil (segment "Veronica")
Emma Stone
Veronica (segment "Veronica")
Arthur French
Old Man (segment "Veronica")
Brooke Davis
Old Man (segment "Veronica")
Josh Shuman
Short Guy (segment "Veronica")
Cathy Cliften
iBabe #1 (segment "iBabe")
Cherina Monteniques Scott
iBabe #2 (segment "iBabe")
Richard Gere
Boss (segment "iBabe")
Kate Bosworth
Arlene (segment "iBabe")
Jack McBrayer
Brian (segment "iBabe")
Aasif Mandvi
Robert (segment "iBabe")
Zach Lasry
Boy (segment "iBabe")
Darby Lynn Totten
Woman (segment "iBabe")
Marc Ambrose
Chappy (segment "iBabe")
Justin Long
Fake Robin (segment "Super Hero Speed Dating")
Jason Sudeikis
Fake Batman (segment "Super Hero Speed Dating")
Uma Thurman
Fake Lois Lane (segment "Super Hero Speed Dating")
Bobby Cannavale
Superman (segment "Super Hero Speed Dating")
Kristen Bell
Fake Supergirl (segment "Super Hero Speed Dating")
John Hodgman
Penguin (segment "Super Hero Speed Dating")
Leslie Bibb
Fake Wonder Woman (segment "Super Hero Speed Dating")
Will Carlough
Riddler (segment "Super Hero Speed Dating")
Katrina Bowden
Stacey (segment "Super Hero Speed Dating")
Phil Crowley
Narrator (segment "Machine Kids")
Ed Blythe
Vending Machine Man (segment "Machine Kids")
Olivia Roberts Payne
Vending Machine Child (segment "Machine Kids")
Monique Delee
Vending Machine Child (segment "Machine Kids")
Julie McNiven
ATM Woman (segment "Machine Kids")
Jaron Henrie-McCrea
ATM Man (segment "Machine Kids")
Sebastian Banes
ATM Child (segment "Machine Kids") (as Sebastian Brodziak)
Severyn Banes
ATM Child (segment "Machine Kids") (as Severyn K. Brodziak)
Sebastian Brodziak
ATM Child (segment "Machine Kids")
Severyn K. Brodziak
ATM Child (segment "Machine Kids")
Rightor Doyle
Photocopier Man 1 (segment "Machine Kids")
Raven Burnett
Photocopier Man 2 (segment "Machine Kids")
Montana Byrne
Photocopier Child (segment "Machine Kids")
Jarrett Carter
Photocopier Child (segment "Machine Kids")
Phillip Michaels
Photocopier Child (segment "Machine Kids")
Christopher Mintz-Plasse
Mikey (segment "Middleschool Date")
Chloë Grace Moretz
Amanda (segment "Middleschool Date")
Patrick Warburton
Dad (segment "Middleschool Date")
Jimmy Bennett
Nathan (segment "Middleschool Date")
Matt Walsh
Amanda's Dad (segment "Middleschool Date")
Coleen Hoffman
Blonde Woman (segment "Tampax")
Elbe Van Der Merwe
Brunette Woman (segment "Tampax")
Gerard Butler
Leprechaun 1 & 2 (segment "Happy Birthday")
Seann William Scott
Brian (segment "Happy Birthday")
Johnny Knoxville
Pete (segment "Happy Birthday")
Esti Ginzburg
Fairy (segment "Happy Birthday")
Halle Berry
Emily (segment "Truth or Dare")
Stephen Merchant
Donald (segment "Truth or Dare")
Sayed Badreya
Large Man (segment "Truth or Dare")
Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi
Snooki (segment "Truth or Dare") (as Nicole Elizabeth Polizzi)
Caryl West
Waitress (segment "Truth or Dare") (as Caryl Lippman West)
Ricki Noel Lander
Nurse Elizabeth (segment "Truth or Dare") (as Ricki Noel Lander)
Paloma Felisberto
Bachelorette Party Girl (segment "Truth or Dare") (as Paloma Felisberto)
Jasper Grey
Patron (segment "Truth or Dare")
Benny Harris
Blanco the Bartender (segment "Truth or Dare") (as Ben Harris)
Zen Gesner
Stripper (segment "Truth or Dare")
Terrence Howard
Coach Jackson (segment "Victory's Glory")
Aaron Jennings
Anthony (segment "Victory's Glory")
Jared Dudley
Moses (segment "Victory's Glory")
Corey Brewer
Wallace (segment "Victory's Glory") (as Corey Wayne Brewer)
Corey Brewer
Bishop (segment "Victory's Glory")
Jay Ellis
Lucious (segment "Victory's Glory")
Brian Flaccus
White Guy 1 (segment "Victory's Glory")
Brett Davern
White Guy 2 (segment "Victory's Glory")
Evan Dumouchel
White Guy 3 (segment "Victory's Glory")
Sean A. Rosales
White Guy 4 (segment "Victory's Glory") (as Sean Rosales)
Logan Holladay
White Guy 5 (segment "Victory's Glory")
Sean Rosales
White Guy 4 (segment "Victory's Glory")
Mandy Kowalski
Cheerleader (segment "Victory's Glory")
Eric Stuart
Narrator (segment "Victory's Glory")
Elizabeth Banks
Amy (segment "Beezel")
Josh Duhamel
Anson (segment "Beezel")
Christopher Kirby
Emily Alyn Lind
Birthday Girl (segment "Beezel")
Hash Patel
Restaurant patron
Tony Shalhoub
Justin Wheelon
Michelle Gunn
Mommy (segment "Beezel")
Christina Linhardt
Party Clown (segment "Beezel")
Greg Oliver Bodine
R&D Guy (uncredited)
Adam Cagley
Liz Carey
Sitara (uncredited)
Bronwyn Cornelius
Hot Mom (uncredited)
Devin Eash
Ted Ely
iBabe User (uncredited)
Nate Hartley
Stevie Schraeder (segment "The Thread") (uncredited)
James Hsu
Chinese Gangster (segment "The Thread") (uncredited)
Sara Kessler
Cheerleader (segment "Victory's Glory") (uncredited)
Martin Klebba
Killer Chaun (uncredited)
Kurt Leitner
Sespin Pratt (uncredited)
Beth Littleford
Mrs. Cutler (uncredited)
Michael Marrio
Benched Basketball Player 1 (uncredited)
Eddie Napolillo
Large Man's Friend (segment "Truth or Dare") (uncredited)
Vincent Ortega
iBabe (uncredited)
George Paez
Carlos the Waiter (uncredited)
Victor Pagan
Creepy Meat Fundler (uncredited)
Martin Pfefferkorn
Biker in Bodega (Veronica) (uncredited)
Davi Shane
Singing Busboy (segment "Truth Or Dare") (uncredited)
Nicole Joy Tan
Reporter (uncredited)
Mark L. Young

Dave Wright: Notes

Dave Wright: 27 Caps
Wearysloth: 32 Caps