Season 17, Episode 16
It has been decided that the football league is to be extended by one team and a vote will be decided to determine which town - Springfield or Los Angeles - will get it. When the commissioner comes to town he is unexpectedly tied up and held hostage by Abe who has mistaken him for a would-be robber; which causes Springfield to lose the football team. Abe is then banished by everyone for his actions, but has a chance to redeem himself when he offers to commit suicide - or worse still, become a matador.
The title is obviously a reference to Million Dollar Baby,
and there is a direct quote from When Harry Met Sally.
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